February 2011
When I tell my friend somebody's cute
They point at the person and speak so loud!
and I’m just like NIGGA SHHHHHHH!
The awkward feeling when your best friend is...
orangeelephants-deactivated2012 asked: Thanks a million for the follow :D
You typed a wink face...
You’re obviously down to fuuuuck.
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January 2011
Parents dont like anything
br0hammad:
dropletsoflove:
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
this.
I'm not a morning person
When my family wakes up they’re all: When I wake up I’m like:
A boy gave his girlfriend a challenge; to live a...
When you click on something and nothing happens,...
georgiamotley:
whatthefuckamidoing-:
When everyone loves the person you hate.
The day you look perfect and no one see's you
iexcuseyourvagina:
Everyone has a secret they haven't shared....
When your friends have hot siblings
Then when they invite you to spend the night…
I hate my body.
I SPENT LIKE FIVE MINUTES STARING AT THIS.
rnguuyen:
it alternates slapping hands when you look @ the face but when you look @ the hand that’s not moving .. ONLY ONE HAND SLAPS. mindfuck.